Girls aren't the only problem

So laddies, just because the girlies here are psycho doesn't mean you're all that perfect either, in case you were worried.

Here's my two cents:

Just because the teenage girls of the wards you served in on your mission were all over you, and the random trash on the street hooted and hollered (anyone gone to Latin America?) doesn't mean you're all that and can save yourself for Utah's (insert supermodel here), okay?! Oh, and the commitment pattern is NOT the way to sweep her off her feet, get a first date, and most definitely not the way to propose, please please please don't be an idiot and think you know everything because you spent two years being told what to do by a host of leaders and simply following orders.

So, there are lots of great girls here, and I'd say a good majority of them are available, wanna know why? Because you geniuses seem to think that texting is an appropriate way to ask a girl out, and then are amazed that she doesn't accept. Here's another reason, you get set up, meet someone in the library, run into them at some random social event, home teach them (Kort), or whatever, and somehow convince them to go out with you once, then what happens? Usually the girl isn't "pretty enough" (aka not fake blonde, chest isn't proportionately too large for her body, appendages aren't toothpick skinny, and they're lacking the bump-it under their "do" giving them that "volume" that apparently guys go for).

Guys, you're really not God's gift to girls, so don't expect the same in return, and really looks should only be a part of the reason you ask someone out, if you've never spoken to someone before and you walk up to them and ask them out purely because of looks, save yourself the trouble and be friends first. Who knows, maybe the ugly, portly, mole faced sad friend ends up being the coolest person in the world and a perfect match for you, you really don't know until you get to know them.

Don't show off how much money you have, we're in college it's really ok to be poor, no really, it is. Who studies half their life, hating their classes, just to have a job that they'll hate, but it pays well so no worries? That's just crazy. Do what you LIKE to do, it's more attractive I promise. Entrepreneurism is great, and there are some that are great at it, but I hear this conversation way too much people:

"What are you studying?"
"Business/Accounting/Something else really lame."
"Oh that's cool, what do you want to do?"
"Uh...just work in a business, something that pays well but I don't have to do a lot."

(insert me throwing up here)